Dear Jarvis,

I want to be a fan, dude.  I really do.
I felt for you during the knee injuries, I've been patient through the shooting slumps.
Tonight, against the Nets, you're even shooting it pretty well.
But there's just one thing:

Learn.  To.  Set.  A.  Fckn.  Pick.

You're filling in for Jamison.  He and Gil run that high pick all the time.  They've got to -- teams love to double Gilbert.  A half-dozen times in a row, I've watched you set up for it.  Then you meekly avoid contact, leave Gilbert stuck, and jump out and wait to take another awful three.

Play like a man, dude.  Set decent picks.

That is all.